Your point?

The best thing since genetically modified bread. And yes, there will be timestamps.


June 20th, 2009 -- [Timestamp]

You know who you are. I think.

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Up until June 8th, my hair was long. I like it long, but my mom made me cut it, so now it's short. Here, I'll show you the contrast. The first video is one taken on June 7th, back when I had my hair the way I liked it, the second was taken June 9th, after I got my hair cut. Compare, and tell me which one you like better. It's like a petition I can show to my parents when they ask me to shave my head, and I can just say, "Mom, it's not what the masses want!"

And yes, I do act that strangely hilarious in real life. My friends know this.

June 20th, 2009 (again)

5!
That equals 120.

5 site views! Yay! Of course, it was the same person (Riley) checking for  updates. So...not wildly popular yet. Argh.

I recommend it. It had lots of balloon-related action, a great plot, and probably what would be the best animal sidekicks since Robin in "Batman". Wait, what do you mean he wasn't an actual bird? Huh. He did a good job with his role then.

Oh, and apparently the old guy can pull his house across a huge plateau fraught with danger, fight another old guy on top of a zeppelin, and take damage that would put most of us in a hospital. Otherwise the movie is totally believable and I am going to tie a lawn chair to some balloons now.

June 25th, 2009

May Paul Revere give you many presents filled with explosives.


July 4th, 2009

Or 42 views. Whatever.

Hey guys, just added a new page, the Articles page, which is just a bunch of funny articles (duh). And yes, I wrote them. Not a big fan of plagiarism.


July 20th, 2009.